mishacollinsbutt:

the-eleventh-blog:

captaintinypockets:

YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?

IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBOR

MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN

INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT

OH SORRY YOU CAN’T MAKE HEALTH INSURANCE JOKES ANYMORE

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